01:49Oh please, I wish I had the ability to cock block you. I would have called upon this magical ability a week ago when I had to hear you fake orgasms all night with that barista!

01:16No, I&039;m not going to apologize for telling that walking red flag to fuck off.不，我不会为那废男人歉。

（回到室内，转向你）

01:12Asshole. You&039;re welcome.别客气，混。

02:05It’s a small apartment, your brother’s bed is creaky as shit and oh yeah, we SHARE a FUCKING WALL!!! 这是一间小公寓。你弟弟的床被你搞得吱吱作响，哦对了，我们之间只隔着一堵墙。

01:06So why don&039;t you cut your losses and go the fuck home?所以你为什么不及时止损，回家去呢？

01:23Oh yeah? You still had high hopes after his monologue about bitcoin when he picked you up?哦，你真能在听他大谈特谈比特币之后还对他有什么期待？

哦，拜托，那样的话。一周前，当我不得不听你对着那位咖啡师整晚假装时，我就会使用这神奇的能力。

say the odds of you getting laid tonight are pretty low. 基于这样的统计数据，我想说，你今晚有机会发生关系的几率相当低。

02:11I think being subjected to that delightful experience alone entitles me to pass judgment on the viability of your conquests.我认为，只要听到了你“愉快验”的声音，就足以让我有资格对你的是否真实判断。

02:02Of course I heard you! How could I not?! 我当然听到了。怎么可能听不到呢？

01:39Yeah, that&039;s right. Go hide in your room. You&039;re only mad because I&039;m right.嗯，好。回你房间躲我。你生气，只是因为我说对了。

01:45Cock-blocking you?! You think I’m COCK-BLOCKING YOU? Oh PLEASE, I WISH I had the ability to cock-block you!我扰你的生活？你以为我能扰你享受生活吗？

02:21How do I know they were fake? Oh please, angel, I know what a real orga

01:31You were staying there for ten fucking minutes and didn&039;t invite him in. I know your M.O.你在门呆了十分钟却没有邀请他来。我了解你一贯的行事手法。

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